Film Thread

Yeah, she fears me.

*hopes someone will get the fact that my nickname is Chuck*

And no one fears Dewmann, because no one expects Dewmann.

And that's just the way he likes it.

Not in a rapey kind of way though.

GUYS
THE AVENGERS IS SO COOL

FUCKING HAWKEYE IS JUST SUCH A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
NICK FURY UP ON ALL OF THESE BITCHES
AND THEN CAP COMES IN AND DOES SOME SHIT WITH HIS SHIELD LIKE FUCK YEAH
CAPTAIN AMERICA FUCKS EVERYONE UP MAN
IRONMAN IS A BIT OF A BASTARD BUT THATS OKAY I GUESS

AND OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
COULSON
SO MUCH SAD
THE CARDS
THE CAAAAAAARDS
I SERIOUSLY ALMOST CRIED

IN FACT I ALMOST CRIED A LOT JUST BECAUSE IT WAS ALL SO GREAT
A+++++++++ 9.2/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN

Really impressed with the casting, to be honest. I wish the guy playing Thor had a wider range, but I was super duper happy with Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner. SO MUCH BETTER THAN ERIC BANA. WHY WAS THAT EVEN A MOVIE>

So many good lines in the movie:

Spoiler:

HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAPTAIN AMERICA YOU CAN HAVE ME

If anyone's seen it,

Spoiler:

I REALLY HOPE SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOES HER OWN STUNTS
I WOULD BE REALLY DISAPPOINTED IF SHE DIDN'T

I was thoroughly disappointed with the crowd in my cinema, I wish they had enforcers in the cinema to make sure that people followed the proper movie-going etiquette. People wouldn't shut up and at least three phones went off while the movie was playing, I was so close to just walking out.

Spoiler:

And yes, it was EPIC.

No spoilers! Seeing it tonight. []

I watched "The darkest hour" yesterday.

Screw what the critics say, I found it pretty good

So I found the Blaxploitation move Boss Nigger on youtube, and am about ready to watch the hell out of it, because I've only ever been able to find the trailer until now.

Fun Fact: Yesterday, me and S170 had to find a conrner and stand inorder to watch the movie and still be next to eachother.
Dispite haveing to stand for the better part of an hour and a half, our legs felt just fine. It's amaseing what crowds 3D Imax moives draw.

I usually go to movies late at night or early in the morning so that there are fewer people in the cinema. It's so much more enjoyable when you can watch a movie in silence, sit wherever you want and immerse yourself.

You guys...Avengers...you guys...this movie...this movie is nerd porn. This movie is epicness. This movie is....ninja-approved.

Not to say there aren't a few questions with which I'm left...

Warning: DO NOT CLICK if you haven't seen the movie and don't want spoilers.

Spoiler:

[]

Spoiler:

Also, I missed that scene after the credits, what happens?

Which one, the one after the first couple credits, or the one all the way at the end, after all the credits? []

Riiiiiiiiiight at the end, after the formal credits.

Oh....it was awesome, dude, lasers and aeroplanes and super villains and...and...

naw, what really happened was

Spoiler:

[]

Oh, because of the whole shawarma thing that Tony was on about?

Were there any funny lines?

So I finished Boss Nigger after starting it yesterday.

Don't judge it by it's title, it's a damn good movie, particularly the second half. The characters are stereotypical in some respects, yes, but not as much as you'd expect from the title, it actually is able to convey more than just the cheesiness of a typical blaxploitation movie, and the ending is actually pretty touching.

I'm genuinely surprised that "blaxploitation" is in all of my dictionaries.

semicolon wrote:Oh, because of the whole shawarma thing that Tony was on about?

Were there any funny lines?

Yes,

Spoiler:

[]

I just watched the new "Three Musketeers."

*SPOILERS*

Spoiler:

That's just one gripe I have, of course.

IS THAT THE ONE WITH ORLANDO BLOOM AND MILLA JOVOVICH

That was a pretty bad movie, yeah. I think it would've been, like, 250% better if they got rid of D'Artagnan completely. The acting was pretty good, though.

Excited to see the Avengers soon. I'm not even into Marvel and I think it's gonna kick a lot of ass.
Also, gonna watch it at the drive-in, I hope. Movies are way better when seen at the drive-in.

semicolon wrote:IS THAT THE ONE WITH ORLANDO BLOOM AND MILLA JOVOVICH

That was a pretty bad movie, yeah. I think it would've been, like, 250% better if they got rid of D'Artagnan completely. The acting was pretty good, though.

Oh, don't get me wrong, the fight scenes were pretty damn awesome. Just, the plot, and everything was kind of stupid. I know it's just a mindless action movie, but they should at least TRY to make sense.

It also didn't really feel like a "Three Musketeers" movie. It didn't have the charm that one would expect.

I don't know. Coming from the people who made the "Pirates" movies, I expected way more.

Going to see Avengers again tonight....oh yeah...[]

I'm seeing it tomorrow with my friend! I've watched Captain America and Thor in preparation.

It was just as awesome the second time as the first...[]