Cube of Reason wrote:What's got me in a rustle frenzy is the unreliability of The Old Reader, my replacement to the perfect and no longer existing Google Reader. Fuck you, Google, fuck you for dragging the good things down the drain as you fail to make G+ a thing.
The only people who complain about this post are cat haters and/or dog people. Not like anthropomorphic dogs, those guys would be totally chill. I mean dog owners. They'd love it if it were a big dog. Actually if it were a dog in this situation, the novelty would more be that it's in a zoo. Where would that even happen, the Democratic Republic of the Congo? Hah, no, they probably wouldn't be able to afford a zoo. Actually, if it was full of dogs, they probably could afford it, it's just that no one would build it. Heh, what if we built our own dog zoo? Filled it full of every breed you can think of and just let them all loose in one great big park? That'd be hella sweet, cause I don't know about you, but I've never seen some of the more unusual breeds, like a St. Bernard. They'd totally have to give it a barrel around its neck though, full of napkins for the drool because we can't have whiskey in a zoo, children come here. Oh man, isn't there a breed of two nosed dog down in Argentina? Hell, if the zoo only had that I'd still go there. Besides, wouldn't that be sick to get to play with a shit ton of dogs? Plus I bet it would be great for breeders in the area. Not heteros, dog breeders. Though I bet the average proportion are hetero. What is the average proportion anyway, one in ten are gay? Probably five more in the closet. I wonder if I could fit five guys in my closet. Not Five Guys burgers, and that's an obvious pun, you're not funny for thinking of it. Am I talking to myself? Fuck, this fever sucks.
Oh balls I wrote a shitty long post and I no longer think it's funny. Oh well. To the sharks with you, post.