Since I am new here, thus lacking years of xp, I think everyone should post their origin story here. That way, other new people (Riiiight) won't be as confused as I am....'
Here is mine;
I grew up in 1920 rural Louisiana. I was created in a lab by conjoined triplets named Tim, Tom, and Larry. When I was 4, 10 years later, I escaped the lab, and made my own way. I was quickly adopted by a nice, evil Dutch/German family that lived in Idaho. There I learned how to play the piano and Ice skate. When WWII started in 1939, I quickly joined forces with the Justice League. Then, when I figure out that they were DC, I quit and moved to Kanineya. There, I was declared President-For-Life of all the Dogpeoples. When the neighboring country of Archnonoia was conquered by Italy, we declared war on the Axis of Evil. We launched an invasion of Archnonoia, and liberated all the Spidermen. Their king, Trantulio IV, signed the Spider-Dog Treaty, establishing them as a Client-country of the Republic of Kanineya. After this, we pulled out of the war. Since the Treaty, crossbreeding and genetic experimentation has created the Dogspider. This new race is superior in every war to the Dog and Spidermen, and has all but replaced them. Unlike a certain other insect/mammal The Dogspiders live in giant colonies, and work together for the good of the nation. During a border dispute between Kanineya and an independant Beecat country, The isolated nature of the Beecats allowed the Dogspider army to plunge deep into their country, and destroy their nests, Thus forcing the Beecats to move. Kanineya was well stocked with Honeynip for years. Dispite this, Kanineya wishes for nothing but peace with the Beecats, so we can enjoy a mercantile relationship with them, trading our Silkbeef for there Honeynip.
Here is mine;
I grew up in 1920 rural Louisiana. I was created in a lab by conjoined triplets named Tim, Tom, and Larry. When I was 4, 10 years later, I escaped the lab, and made my own way. I was quickly adopted by a nice, evil Dutch/German family that lived in Idaho. There I learned how to play the piano and Ice skate. When WWII started in 1939, I quickly joined forces with the Justice League. Then, when I figure out that they were DC, I quit and moved to Kanineya. There, I was declared President-For-Life of all the Dogpeoples. When the neighboring country of Archnonoia was conquered by Italy, we declared war on the Axis of Evil. We launched an invasion of Archnonoia, and liberated all the Spidermen. Their king, Trantulio IV, signed the Spider-Dog Treaty, establishing them as a Client-country of the Republic of Kanineya. After this, we pulled out of the war. Since the Treaty, crossbreeding and genetic experimentation has created the Dogspider. This new race is superior in every war to the Dog and Spidermen, and has all but replaced them. Unlike a certain other insect/mammal The Dogspiders live in giant colonies, and work together for the good of the nation. During a border dispute between Kanineya and an independant Beecat country, The isolated nature of the Beecats allowed the Dogspider army to plunge deep into their country, and destroy their nests, Thus forcing the Beecats to move. Kanineya was well stocked with Honeynip for years. Dispite this, Kanineya wishes for nothing but peace with the Beecats, so we can enjoy a mercantile relationship with them, trading our Silkbeef for there Honeynip.