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Top Hat Zebra
SQUIGGLES
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Messernacht
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Ziggles
Hollyღ
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Travelcube
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51Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:53 pm

Travelcube

Travelcube

I don't even know where I am anymore

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

52Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:31 pm

someguy3657

someguy3657

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"


Ah, science...

53Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:05 am

JT_the_Ninja

JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain

Ion know about that one....[]

http://www.jttheninja.com

54Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:15 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

What do you call a man who just got run over by a car after being stabbed several times?

Dead.

55Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:50 pm

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?

A pilot.

56Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:57 am

JT_the_Ninja

JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain

What do you call a pig that flies?

A catapult projectile...[]

http://www.jttheninja.com

57Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:41 am

Travelcube

Travelcube

What do you call a robber with a gun pointed at you?

Sir.

http://justhellapornoallthetime.com

58Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:36 pm

JT_the_Ninja

JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain

Profesor: Si un gallo pone un huevo en la frontera entre España y Francia, a que país pertenece el huevo?

Estudiante #1: ¡A España!

Profesor: ¿Por qué?

Estudiante #1: ¡Porque tenemos más huevos! *se ríe*

Profesor: Incorrecto.

Estudiante #2: Pero, los gallos no ponen huevos...

Profesor: Exacto...


[]

http://www.jttheninja.com

59Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:18 pm

AwesomeMedic

AwesomeMedic

Why don’t bananas have any friends? Because they are very unappealing.

60Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:55 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Q: To get to the other side.
A:
Spoiler:

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.

61Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:42 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

Hee! That's a pretty good one, actually. I also like JT's, it's got that silly 'That's the joke' quality to it. This one has probably been done but it's one of my favorites.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
KGB!
KGB who?
VE VILL ASK ZA QUESTIONS!

62Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:47 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

I... not to be a joke Nazi (Teehee) but Im pretty sure the KGB were Russian...


Also, I wish I could read in Spanish.

63Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:58 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

They were and are! I can't do a Russian accent, phonetic typing or IRL. Not sure what that has to do with Nazis?
The key to understanding w/o studying Spanish is to be around it all the time.

64Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:25 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Oh, foreign jokes!
I'm great at these!

This one is from Latvia:

Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter." Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.

65Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:40 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Ziggy Stardust wrote:They were and are! I can't do a Russian accent, phonetic typing or IRL. Not sure what that has to do with Nazis?
The key to understanding w/o studying Spanish is to be around it all the time.

You did a German accent. Hence, Teehee.

Im not surprised you know Spanish. You are from Texico after all...

66Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:01 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

I can't speak Spanish at all! No entiendes. Me nombre es Ziggy Stardust. Donde esta los banos? Mas agua, por favor. Porque? No, yo no soy una prostituta. Gracias, senor.

67Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:03 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

STOP YELLING AT ME IN YOUR FAKE CHING/CHONG LANGUAGE!!!!!


I.... Im totally not a prostitute! I SWEAR!!!!


*Passes Ziggy a card*

68Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:09 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

Tu es una prostituta? *Shrug* Me gusta huevos rancheros.

69Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:28 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Well alright!

But, uh, I dont think I have ever worked on a Ranch.

70Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:26 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

Women are always really bad at judging distance. You know why?
Spoiler:

71Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:53 pm

Moltenfield

Moltenfield

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Women are always really bad at judging distance. You know why?
Spoiler:
wow...this joke fits this thread

72Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:14 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Because its baaaaaaad.

73Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:27 pm

Moltenfield

Moltenfield

очень

74Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:46 pm

Katls

Katls

So, these guys are visting a freind's house. Their freind is afraid of the dark. A poweroutage happens and their friend says
Spoiler:

75Bad Jokes! - Page 3 Empty Re: Bad Jokes! Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:11 pm

AwesomeMedic

AwesomeMedic

It's RARE to see RARE these days!

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